Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I want to fling myself into the sun
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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