ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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