HIV tests are more positive than that guy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
