I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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