I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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