this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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