Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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