i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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