We named our party play list daddy issues
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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