how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Mom said you looked used
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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