I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Cover your peen. We're going out.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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