Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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