I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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