OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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