i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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