For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So many bounce houses so little time
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
