i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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