just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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