I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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