whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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