what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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