I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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