Swine flu. Run for my life!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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