people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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