I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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