My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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