ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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