Ambien. No doubt about it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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