Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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