I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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