Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
