You can't motorboat a personality
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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