if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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