Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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