i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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