I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
