Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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