Yo dont text me then not text me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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