cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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