I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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