Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You are the jesus of drinking
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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