I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You're my little dorito
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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