Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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