is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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