what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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