I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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