Apparently you make a good broom.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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