i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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