gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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