i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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