hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
tell me about the fingering
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