I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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