How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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