I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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