honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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