Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How does one acquire holy water?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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