whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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