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i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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