If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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