According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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