Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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