oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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