Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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